Dear McDreamy

My dearest adorable and drool-worthy, great haired McDreamy:


You know how my heart melts for you. In fact, it sings your name... Pat-rick, Pat-rick, You see? We have had a good run together.


You have pleasantly visited my dreams for years now.


You have been by my side through thick and thin.


You have shown that smirk just when I needed it most.


You clean up nicely and have impeccable style.



You are the best brain surgeon EVER… and the hottest, too!






You have taken your shirt off just when I needed a smile. I love you. That will never change.


But I feel its important to let you know that I have been cheating on you. It’s new. I haven't been keeping this from you for long.

He's ah-maaaazing. He's beautiful. He's rockin the best bodysuit I have ever seen in my LIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!

He is… Apolo Anton Ohno, speed skating extraordinaire. That bodysuit! Those dance moves! He makes my heart flutter in a brand new way.




So, McDreamy. Please accept my apology. I never meant to hurt you. And I am a woman with plenty of love to give. I am going to put myself out there and say I am willing to share myself. Is that okay with you? I hope you can find it in your heart to understand that a woman like myself must be true to her heart. And my heart is telling me to love you both. MMMkay?

With love and an eye smile,

Your Boo