Roses and Thorns

ROSES


Roses to Nintendo DS

Roses to my working car with amazing tires and great traction (It does so well in the rain)

And on that note, roses to it raining literally ALLLLLLLL day! I love it!


Roses to coming home and hopping in bed with a Sadiekins, electric blanket and pajamas

Roses to humor!
"I understand that scissors can beat paper, and I get how rock can beat scissors, but there is no way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors. Why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh man, I’m sorry I thought paper would protect you... idiot."


Roses to Sandra Bullock's Oscar nod... I totally hope she wins!

The most gorgeous roses I have ever seen to solidified Spring Break plans! HALLELUJAH! I can not wait.

Roses to clean sheets

THORNS


Thorns to Kat the Phonetics demon... she is slowly but surely becoming the Language Development demon. Darn it, I thought her brat streak was over. Apparently not. Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

Thorns to LeBron... again. Get over yourself and grow up.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Video-LeBron-James-wet-and-wild-temper-tantrum?urn=nba,216566

Thorns to waking up early.

Thorns to the upcoming MJ drama. Supposedly his personal drug dealer doctor is going to be charged with manslaughter soon. I'm just ready for the whole thing to be over. MJ is gone. PLEASE move on. Just in case you haven't realized it, every day since his death, the sun has rose and set just like it always did. Imagine that.