Jake is the mother of all retards. He should’ve passed on the diamond and bought the girl a decent dye job. And done something about those ghastly extensions. Oh, and maybe he should tell her that it was a hot stringy mess. Barf-ola. 
But in his defense, I’m pretty sure Tenley lives next door to Rainbow Brite in Never Never Land. Girlfriend needs to get a grip and let out a good, strong, “WHAT THE F***, JAKE!” I think that’ll make her feel more like “herself” than getting dumped on national television. But that’s just me.
In other news : holy granola, Jason and Molly are getting married on TV next Monday! I love a good TV wedding. No expense spared, helicopters circling overhead, pepto-pink thrown up all over everything, Trista-and-Ryan-style.
If their first dance is to “On the Wings of Love,” ABC is on my shit list, for reals.
And Ali is going to be the next Bachelorette. She had to leave the show because she had an ultimatum from her boss, but apparently she has officially given them the finger.
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