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Thursday, June 3, 2010

What He Didn't Say

I’m glad Jesus didn’t say…

* …”I’m close to the end; I don’t want to do anything that will upset anyone.”

* …”I’ll wait until later to obey.”

* …”We cannot do that; it is too hard.”

*..."I really hope these people are worth it. I'm giving my life for them, after all."

*..."I really don't want to do this, but I guess I will." **Insert eye roll**

* …”I am not sure what comes next; let’s wing it and see what happens.”

* …”I know why I am here on earth and what I am supposed to do. I just would rather be comfortable.”

* …”You are kind of right; that will get you close enough.”

* ..."I hope this girl is worth it."

* ..."I will allow you to be one of my followers as long as you are perfect. No mess ups, you hear?"

* ..."Respect is for the birds."

* ..."It's okay to worship me with just half your heart; that way I'll only sort change your life. Even trade."

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