The ABCs of Annoying...

Since I'm in such a **spectacular** mood today (sense the sarcasm, people), I decided to finish my list of things that really annoy me! Enjoy!


A—I hate being annoyed—original, I know!
B—I am really not a fan of paying bills… its so depressing
C—Cliques
D—Divorce… it is heartbreaking to all parties involved and I hate that
E—I hate people who are egotistical
F—Failing… I was lucky enough to only fail one class in college, and it was horrible (even though no one in my ENTIRE class passed that semester)
G—Guns really freak me out
H—I absolutely can not stand to be hot—it is the ickiest and most annoying feeling ever—ugh! I also can not stand humidity… it does horrible things to naturally curly hair
I—I really hate needles… and I think IVs are total torture
J—I really hate jerks. If your life is bad enough that you need to treat others like crap, stay home and talk to no one. I hate jerks (girls or guys)
K—Know-it-alls…. It’s never okay to cut people off midsentence, even if you think they are wrong.
L— Lies/liars… there’s nothing worse than being lied to
M—I can’t stand when people make fun of me; I can take jokes pretty well, but some people take it way past extreme
N—Name calling… so rude, and usually so mean spirited.
O—I hate onions… mostly because I hate people with bad breaths, and there’s nothing worse than bad breathed people!
P—Pushy salespeople—leave me alone… if I need something, I will ask; politics also drive me insane
Q—Quitters
R—Rice. Gross, pewk, ewwww. End of story
S—Stupid questions, people wearing sunglasses inside
T—Telemarketers… especially when I signed up for the national Do Not Call List
U—I really can’t stand being misunderstood… and I hate feeling like I don’t understand something and can’t ever “get it”
V—Vomiting. It hurts! And it’s so gross. There’s just nothing fun about it.
W—I hate writing papers. Especially those stupid ones that are mostly just “busy work”. It’s even more annoying when teachers try to complain about how much they hate grading papers. News flash: You assigned the stupid “annoying” paper. Ugh.
X—I’m not particularly fond of x-rays… especially the ones they have to do at the dentist; those pictures freak me out
Y—I hate feeling yucky… whether its sinuses, stomach bug or just a flu, it sucks to feel like crap.
Z—For some strange reason, zombies really freak me out. I’m not sure if it’s Frankenstein or some other movie that freaked me out, but they scare me.