The Randomness That Is My LIfe

My life as of late has been rather random. As wonderful as ever, but it's been random.

So, I thought I would blog about it. Here you have it.

First of all, have you ever in your life seen two cuter dogs? I didn't think so. I love my babies so much. Even when they wake me up at ****GASP**** 10 AM because they have to go potty. Thanks, Sophie.



#2) The above photos were taken on my glorious iPhone, which I may or may not be addicted to. The word is still out on that one. Just don't ask my family the answer. Ahem; moving on.

#3) I had the absolute worst dream ever Thursday night. It involved the convicted killer who was executed by a firing squad; I read way too much about it online (how it happens and the process involved) and started to feel bad about him dying (regardless of the fact that he had killed someone). It was terrible. I woke up and I immediately ran to the bathroom and pewked. In the dream, my Mom was the one they were holding captive (although she had done nothing wrong) and she couldn't get out and I had to watch her flailing and crying for help, but for some reason I couldn't get to her and help her. It was so real and I would've sworn it actually happened. I was sweating and sobbing when I woke up. This was at 7:07 AM; pretty darn early for the girl who normally sleeps until at least 11. I just couldn't fall back asleep without freaking myself out. Note to self: STOP READING ABOUT CRAP LIKE THAT ON CNN. I'm glad I slept better last night (thank you, Excedrin PM).

#4) Because I was up so early, I cleaned my house until it was spotless watched some of the worst TV I have ever seen in my life. The E! Channel was having a Keeping Up with the Kardashians marathon and I got sucked in to a few minutes like three freakin' hours. For anyone who doesn't know, the show is primarily about three sisters, Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe. Some of their family members (mom and stepdad/partners/other siblings) are mentioned too, but it mostly follows the fashionistas. I think Kim was "discovered" after she posed in Playboy (that should tell you something about the show). And their biological father was a lawyer on Team OJ, but he died of cancer in 2003 (before their "fame" went global). That probably explains a lot of their wealth, too.

It's all about their lives and their escapades. They are basically rich socialites that somehow got their own TV show.



Left to right:
Kourtney, Kim, Khloe (Oldest to youngest)

Kourtney recently had a baby boy with her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Scott. They are not married. Kim supposedly just broke up with Reggie Bush (pro football player). And Khloe recently married LA Laker star Lamar Odom. That sets the scene for the ridiculousness of the following story. I'm pretty sure they all still live together in their mom's and step-dad's house (and other siblings) by the way. Never mind the fact that they could each own like 10 houses a piece; why not mooch while you can, right? I digress.

Kourtney and Scott were talking and he was trying to get some "lovin'". In this particular episode, she was seriously pregnant and had a big time baby bump. She kept pushing him away when he was begging her for sex; she claimed she was scared it might hurt the baby. He kept whining and begging and going on and on. She kept saying no. He got pissed (typical male). Then...

At the breakfast table the following morning, Kourtney starts talking to HER MOTHER about how Scott always wants sex and how he's getting so mad at her because she keeps pushing him away.

I kid you not, one of the conversations on one of the episodes I watched went something like this:
Kourtney: Mom, Scott is being so mean to me lately; he keeps wanting sex and I'm just too afraid because I don't want to hurt our baby.
Mom: Well, honey, you know, there's nothing really wrong with having sex while pregnant; it's never really been proven to hurt the baby.
By now, I'm thinking WTF. But I kept watching. Oh but that was just the beginning.
Mom: When I was pregnant with each of y'all, your father and I had wild sex all the time right up until delivery. We were very sexually active and you all came out beautiful and fine.
Kourtney: Oh Mom! I was just venting; I didn't need to know that.
Mom: Well, it's true. Maybe you and Scott should take a "sex with a baby" class at the hospital. I bet he would like that, and you could maybe even feel more comfortable after you know for sure it won't hurt the baby.
Scott chimes in: YES!!!!! I think that sounds wonderful. Sign us up!

And to my amazement, they went to the freaking "sex with a baby" class and learned all about sexual positions. Later that night, I'm guessing they got it on.

Now, I know I was an idiot for even considering watching this show (I'd heard all about the Kardashians, but never seen their show), but that conversation in and of itself absolutely boggles my mind, for many reasons. First of all, since when does a girl tell her mother about her sexual frustrations? And while eating breakfast? Seriously? Second, why in the world would her mother relay her own sex tales? I thought mothers were supposed to be an example, not give sexual pointer tips to their very pregnant unwed children. Third, no matter how much Kourtney "loves" Scott, if she wasn't comfortable with sex, why did he constantly push her? And why in the hell was she OK with him being so ridiculous about something so stupid? Pretty sure he could've waited a few more months for his next piece of her body. And, who knew that a "sex with a baby" class even existed? Pretty sure they are both VERY aware of how sex works. I doubt the logistics change much based on body type.

Although I doubt I ever will, I think if I met any of these Kardashians, I would have a very hard time NOT telling them how idiotic they look on TV. The only problem with that is, they would have to know that I've actually watched the show. So, I'll be keeping my mouth shut, as I refuse to tarnish my image with that nonsense.

#5) This week has been rather boring. I'm still in my internship position, but this week was just pretty slow. The surgeon I work with has taken a lot of vacation time since next week is going to be exhausting, which means I haven't been working either. I can't really just pick and choose which surgeons I work with and still get credit for the hours. So I must say, I'm looking forward to Monday. Next week is going to be a crazy crazy week. I'll go in from 7AM to at least 7PM every single day next week. We have at least 7 cochlear implants on the surgery board, along with other clinic cases and scheduled operations. Should be fun!

#6) A door closes. A window opens. My God is cool like that.

#7) I'm going to a birthday party with my Mom tonight. I wearing this adorable skirt that she bought me last semester. I love it, but it falls a little bit below my knees. That means that all the other guests will get the joy of seeing just how ghosty white a girl can be. Oh well. They'll have to deal. I'm not going to go fry myself in a tanning bed and get cancer just so I don't have to be white. My life rocks way too much to add chemo to the mix.

#8) I'm watching the Casting Crowns concert DVD that I have, and it makes me want to go back to a concert. I LOVE them! The sound isn't perfect on this video, but it's from our concert in Wichita Falls. That was such an amazing night!


#9) I have been a reading machine lately. Four of the last six nights, I have stayed up literally all night reading a book. And they have been such good books! Not the usual fluffy chick lit (well, kindof, but it's been deeper than that, too).

#10) I changed up my play list on here, so have a listen. Yay for Glee.

#11) Today, Celine Dion celebrates 29 years of having a music career. She made her first television performance 29 years ago today. Rock on sister, rock on!