The Student's Psalm

In honor of school starting tomorrow (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), I dug up this little Psalm and decided to share it with you (you're welcome). I'll be back with a recap of all my classes later this week, so stay tuned.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.

He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
He restores my faith in study guides.
He leads me to better study habits
For my grades' sake.

Yea, tho' I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
I will not have a nervous breakdown;
For thou art with me;
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;
Thou annoinest my head with understanding.

My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me all the days of examinations:
And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever!
Amen.